what the fuck?

this is the most disturbing thing i've seen on the internet.
that is saying a lot... because i'm seen some pretty sick stuff on the internet.
it's nothing vulgar... it's not porn or anything like that.
it's much more disturbing...

well my interview #2 is at 8:30am tomorrow, and then i see my lawyer at 10:00am.

i am going to a free music show with seth tonight. he is kind enough to pick me up, as i'm wary of driving unless i absolutely have to.
i'm drinking sprite this evening.

let me tell you a little about jesus.

perhaps neither of you will find this as hilarious as i do. i can't stop watching it.

he is like a mountie
he always gets his man
he'll zap you any way he can
zap.

a few recent pictures.

so i decided that if i ever get parkinson's disease, i'm just going to refer to it as "constant jazz hands syndrome". it sounds much more optimistic...

here are some recent pictures.


this is my friend violet the cow. she really liked being scratched on the face.


i call this one "will this picture get me a boyfriend?!" because it is so very flattering. i was talking while she took the picture.

i guess that's about it as far as recent photos go. for some reason i thought there were more.